Excavate the drainage ditch. Remove vegetation from the area where water flows through the landscape, making a swath about 4 feet wide. Dig the center of the ditch about 6 inches deep and taper it up to meet the existing grade on either side of the ditch. Smooth out the soil on the bottom of the ditch with a rake.
Mix a batch of concrete. Use the minimum amount of water necessary to completely moisten the concrete mix, as a drier mix is much easier to spread on a slope than a wet, runny mix. Concrete mixers can be rented at most tool rental centers and mix the concrete much more quickly and uniformly than is possible by hand.
Pour the concrete from the mixer into a wheelbarrow and dump a load about every two feet down the length of the ditch. Spread the concrete mix over the area of bare earth with a concrete rake, taking care to make an even layer of over the entire area, aiming for a thickness of 2 to 3 inches.
Place the river stones into the wet concrete. River rocks come in a wide range of sizes from tiny pebbles to small boulders. Drainage features look best if the size of the rocks are mixed to resemble a natural dry streambed. Press the larger rocks above 4 inches in diameter into the wet concrete so they appear as if they are embedded in a streamed. Scatter medium-sized rocks, in the 2- to 4-inch range, around the larger rocks on the surface of the concrete. Spread smaller rocks and pebbles to fill in the remaining spaces until the concrete is no longer visible. Spray off the stones lightly with a hose to wash off any concrete residue that ends up on the surface.