Funny Things to Put on a Deer Mount

Hunter

• Put a camouflage hat on your dear to add an ironic twist to the mounting. An alternate take on the hunting themed deal mount involves placing baseball hats that advertise gun companies, or ammunition manufacturers on your deer's head.

Dear With A Cause

• Keeping in line with the ironic sense of humor, you can give your deer accessories that support social causes. A PETA hat would add a lot of irony and make for a funny conversation piece, while an NRA shirt touches upon the same comedic sensibilities.

Fisher

• If you see someone wearing a bucket hat with lures attached to it, you know they are a fisherman. Add this accessory to your deer mount to show your friends the first fishing deer that they will ever see. Drape a little fishing vest around the mount's shoulders, then add some sunglasses with a strap to really make your deer look like he is enjoying the great outdoors.

Mardi Gras

• Place a Mardi Gras mask on your deer and put some beads around its neck to make the mount look like it just arrived from New Orleans. Add beads on the antlers, or stick some upside-down beer bottles or shot glasses on the points to make it look like he had a wild time.

Slash

• Slash from the band Guns N Roses is one of the most recognizable rock stars. Make your deer mount resemble his iconic image (with a few accessories). Add a long, flowing wig with black curly hair to the top of your deer to emulate Slash's locks. Also give the mount mirrored sunglasses and a lightweight guitar hanging over the neck to drive the image home.

Disco Time

• Add mirrored glass to your deer mount to make it look like a shapely disco ball. If this proves too arduous, add an Afro wig to your deer's head and a big chain with a glitzy shirt to make it look like a deer that would spend time at Studio 54.