Slide on a pair of work gloves, safety glasses and a dust mask to protect your skin, eyes and lungs.
Strike the wood furniture with a metal chain. Whack the furniture with different pressures and at different angles. The chain will dent the furniture to provide an aged effect. Rub the surface in random areas with a metal paint scraper.
Shave chips of wood off of the surface in random areas with a hammer and chisel. Sand parts of the surface -- especially chiseled and chipped areas -- with 250-grit sandpaper.
Coat the entire piece of furniture with one coat of oil-based antique glaze. Use a glaze slightly darker than the white surface -- a tan or light green color, for example -- to contrast it with the actual furniture. Follow all prefabricated glaze instructions before using.
Blot the wet surface with a cotton wool pad. Wipe any residual glaze away with a cotton cloth. Allow three hours for the first glazing coat to dry. The wool pad will boost the crackle effect in the glaze.
Coat the surface with a second layer of glaze. Blot the glaze with the wool pad and wipe away any excess glaze. Allow another three hours for the glaze to dry before handling or displaying.