Drape the garden gnome in several layers of bubble wrap. Wind the wrap around the gnome in tight passes, paying special attention to any protruding parts of the statue.
Place the gnome into a medium-sized shipping box. Fill all empty space in the box with Styrofoam packing peanuts.
Seal the medium-sized shipping box with packing tape. Build a thick layer of packing peanuts in the bottom of the large shipping box.
Place the medium-sized box inside the large box, and fill all empty space with packing peanuts. Seal the large box with packing tape.
Bring the package, along with the shipping address, to your preferred parcel service. Write out a shipping label and place it in a prominent location on the box. Also include a legitimate return address.
Give the box to a shipping clerk to have it weighed. Select your desired shipping option (1-day air, expedited or standard) and pay the required fees.
Obtain a receipt and leave the package with the shipping clerk.